The plane ride seemed to take years because I sat next to a garrulous, loquacious person who was extremely prone to sesquipedalian. I have to admit the plane seemed to be old and a
bit wonky because of its sagging
wings and tarnished exterior. However,
after we arrived in Italy I could not contain my ebullience. When the girls and I arrived at the hotel we sat to inchoate a plan for the rest of our
trip. A couple of minutes later there seemed to be a schism within the group. Eeee Eeeeee began to harangue us because he thought our travel plans were unsafe. The
group dismissed his warnings as codswallop
and we decided to go ahead and venture out into the city. Five minutes in we
realized that Ee Eeeee was more perspicacious
than we had thought. One second the group was all together and the next Bailey
was gone. We wondered if she was just playing a trick on us (she loves shenanigans) but we began to worry as
the minutes ticked by and we realized her absence would not be ephermal. We had a plethora of explanations of what might have happened to her but our
bodyguards eschewed them all. Our
ideas seemed to ricochet right off
of them as they told us the real reason for her disappearance. They explained
that her leaving was not capricious,
it was actually planned. She was destined to be a superhero and receiving her
powers as we spoke.
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